pineal gland calcification sufferer
「 disqualified from being human 」
a simple creature unlettered
i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here
like i know none of us call people we barely know “bestie” out loud. i know none of us say “i am kissing you on the mouth” in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did
(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:
- bestie (said to someone you’ve never spoken to directly)
- so false worstie
- we are holding hands
- i am kissing you on the mouth
- you’re going in the soup
- variations on “your dad looks gnc af” “YOURE INSANE”
- mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)
- [gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)
- using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line
- my beloved/my beloathed
- hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday
- variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss
- and, of course, prev tags
outdoor cat owners be like it’s cruel to deny mittens the life experience of being run over by a semi truck and then picked apart by coyotes. he wants to be free he likes it
changing my statement after reading the notes. outdoor cat owners be like i actually live in an area where there are no cars or wildlife ever at all and if i dont let my mittens outside he will slit his furry little wrists out of sadness
9 time kentucky derby winning race horse named “kill yourself”
Add “weaponized” to the list of words that need to be taken away from internet users
overhearing the americans at the seminar being like yeah it’s thanksgiving and my family’s in town so I totally didn’t do the reading hahaha. hate and anger, killing and violence. my bloods boiling.
Everyone at the Illuminati retreat making fun of the new guy for praising the taste of the gold foil in the gold foil covered baby meat
mutuals who havent put christmas hats on their icons whet the feck is wrong with you where is ur heart and soul
